The Moon is Made of Cheese

In space, no-one can hear you scream...
If the moon is made of cheese, there must be huge mutant Moon Mice, right?


Rime of the Ancient Mariner

Ah! well-a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the Albatross
About my neck was hung."


This is a short film that me and Adam produced for IF.



Henry King, who chewed bits of string, and was early cut off in Dreadful Agonies.

A Cautionary Tale by Hilaire Belloc
The Chief Defect of Henry King
Was chewing little bits of String.
At last he swallowed some which tied
Itself in ugly Knots inside.
Physicians of the Utmost Fame
Were called at once; but when they came
They answered, as they took their Fees,
"There is no Cure for this Disease.
Henry will very soon be dead."
His parents stood about his Bed
Lamenting his Untimely Death,
When Henry, with his Latest Breath,
Cried - "Oh, my Friends, be warned by me,
That Breakfast, Dinner; Lunch and Tea
Are all the Human Frame requires..."
With that the Wretched Child expires.