The Moon is Made of Cheese

In space, no-one can hear you scream...

If the moon is made of cheese, there must be huge mutant Moon Mice, right?

Rime of the Ancient Mariner

Ah! well-a-day! what evil looks

Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the Albatross
About my neck was hung."

Discovery

This is a short film that me and Adam produced for IF.

Geeky

Henry King, who chewed bits of string, and was early cut off in Dreadful Agonies.

A Cautionary Tale by Hilaire Belloc

The Chief Defect of Henry King

Was chewing little bits of String.

At last he swallowed some which tied

Itself in ugly Knots inside.

Physicians of the Utmost Fame

Were called at once; but when they came

They answered, as they took their Fees,

"There is no Cure for this Disease.

Henry will very soon be dead."

His parents stood about his Bed

Lamenting his Untimely Death,

When Henry, with his Latest Breath,

Cried - "Oh, my Friends, be warned by me,

That Breakfast, Dinner; Lunch and Tea

Are all the Human Frame requires..."

With that the Wretched Child expires.